Sharon (JJ) all in - Dan (QQ) calls - Sharon hit J on turn and Dan out
I all in with A9 vs Lewis (A10) - 10 came and I down to 3 chips
Charlie doubles up with AQ vd A9 and A Q on board
Scotty doubled up with KK vs Dave's J9
Me all in with 77, Charlie all in with AA and Dave all in with KJ. 7 on flop and I quadruple up. Charlie doubles up in side pot and Dave short stacked
Dave (A10) all in Scott (KK) and JJ (AQ) for big side pot. Q on flop and Scott doubles up and Dave out
I all in (Q10) Jude - AJ and I am out
Lee out next, followed by Lewis and Charlie
Good call by Scott vs JJ's bluff to win big hand
Sharon all in after hitting straight on flop, only to come up against Scott's flush on the flop. Sharon out
Jude out in 3rd after hitting a K but JJ hit an Ace on river. Jude out.
JJ wins with flush. Scott 2nd
Game 2 – 9 players - (1st Charlie, 2nd Barry, 3rd Ilan):
Chaos at start of game as JJ Charlie and Lewis all knock each others chips over. Dave then knocks over Charlie's wall of chips !
Anyway Dave doubled up with JJ vs Dan's 88
Charlie hits trip 3's vs Lewis's AQ (Q on flop). Lewis out
Scott out next hand with AQ to Ilans AK - K and Q on flop
Me (AK) all in - Dan (AJ) all in. Charlie calls with 55. Dave all in with A6
4K7 on flop and I in lead - 6 and 9 next and no help to anyone else. I knock Dan and Dave out
JJ out next with A8 vs A9 of Ilan
Ilan (AJ) and A8 - Lee. no help and Lee out
Ilan (A7) Me (99) and Charlie (QQ) - Q55 on flop and Charlie wins - Ilan out in 3rd and I very short stacked.
Charlie wins soon after and me in 2nd
Poker Rankings table for this week:
Mazeltov of the Week:
Mazeltov to Gabby and Dan on the birth of Noah Jacob. 4th poker baby of 2007 !!
Football for this week:
England, shit team that they are, are not going to the European championships next summer as they lost 3-2 to Croatia (who we have just drawn against in the World cup qualifiers in 2010). Thoughts, please, on how to spend the month, instead of cheering on England.
War Story of the Week:
As discussed, and offered into the forum by Lewis, Dave's attack on Charlie's chips was like the Schlieffen Plan of the First World War.
details (for those who care) : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schlieffen_Plan
Contribution of the Week:
(Cheers JJ)
Here are 12 of the finest unintentional double-entendres aired on British TV and radio. Some you will have seen before but some are brand new.
1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator: "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977: "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."5. US PGA Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie [ Arnold > > Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ..... Oh my god!! What have I just said ??"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live': "You would eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?"
Not only did HE have to leave the set because he was laughing so hard, but so too did half the studio crew.
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North (I saw this one live): "There's nothing like getting a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."
10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny. Other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."
And on that note, that's all for this week.
B.
