JJ hit four 8's and wins big pot vs Jude's full house
I won huge hand vs Dan with JJ vs Dan's bluff straight draw
Charlie won big with straight vs JJ's trip 5's
Sharon (58) doubled up with 2 pair vs Charlie's pair of 8's
Dave (A10) all in. Lee calls (AA). Dave out first
Dan (KK) all in. JJ (A3) all in after river. Charlie (AJ) calls after hitting Jacks. Dan triples up. JJ out
Sharon & Jude both double up.
I knock Dan out with pair of 8's vs flush draw
Lee wins shed loads of chips with nut flush vs Sharon
I knock Sharon out with AA hitting additional A on flop !
Jude (KQ) all in - Charlie calls with AQ. K on flop - Jude doubled up
Charlie out next to Lee
I lost lots to Lee - both with straight flush draw but Lee hit straight
I double up twice vs Lee and Jude to become chip leader, but then lost most of them !
I got lucky with K7 hitting 7 on flop. Jude all in with QQ - but 7 on turn and I double up.
Jude doubles up with J10 vs Lee's 99 after hitting J on turn
Jude out next in 3rd to Lee's straight, and heads up with Lee (77) I go all in with 55. Lee wins. me second.
Game – 6 players - (1st Dave, 2nd Baz the Aged, 3rd JJ):
Charlie (AK) all in. Lee calls (Q10) all in. Dave calls (K5). Charlie hits flush. Lee out
Charlie all in with A10. Lucky Dave calls with A4 - but lucky 4 4 on board and Charlie unluckily sent packing home
JJ knocked Dan out next
JJ (AJ) all in. Lucky Dave (A5) calls, and asks for two fives on the flop. As luck would have it, two fives DID appear on the flop and JJ sent packing
Heads up with me and Dave - I all in with A6. Dave calls with A7. 6 on flop, followed by a 7 and Dave wins.
Poker Rankings table for this week:
Quote of the night:
Dan: "I've got an ipod in me!"
Greenday (lyrics) : "get me the fuck right out of here"
Extras of the Week:
A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.
After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress.
And two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at her.
"Kin ya swaller?", asked Kenzie.
The woman signalled "No!", desperately shaking her head.
"Kin ya breathe?", asked Brian.
The woman shook her head "No!!!"
With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down her bum.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.
Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.
Brian said in admiration, "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that Bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.
Remember Lemmings? Now you can play all the original levels online. love it:
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Joke time....
England were playing the Springboks, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, with Jonny Wilkinson kicking out of his skin. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonny to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonny told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonny headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Phil Vickery, "How did you let them get three points??!"
Jonny replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go!"
and finally, what a great video of a market in Bangkok !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aZFetrUEo0
And on that note, that's all for this week.
B.
