Vic won his first hand in the suite with runner runner for flush
Ilan doubles up with pair of Jacks to Dave's straight flush draw
Jude with AA and I (JJ) hit Jack on flop so all in. Jude calls. No A came. Jude short stacked.
Not long after, Jude (the pregnant one, the one I keep forgetting (twice)), was present, and was sent home
Lee doubles up with AA vs Charlie's KK
I had AK, JJ all in with A3, Scott calls with KQ, I call. Nothing hits, JJ and Scott out
Charlie tripled up with 2 Pair
Dave (JJ) Ilan (AK) and me (AJ) all in. 2 kings hit, Dave out, me short stacked.
Lee doubles up with trip 5's vs Ilan's AA
Lee (AJ) put me all in (v short stacked). I call with 10 8. Flop comes 8 10 10. Then KK - me full house. madness. Lee steaming (air rifle almost out of cupboard)
Vic (AQ) takes out Lee (Q8) and Charlie (AJ) hitting a Q on flop (Ace kicker)
I have KK. Dan calls my all in with AQ diamonds. 3 diamonds on board and the arse-loving-c*nt knocks me out
Ilan hit his 3rd AA of the night.
Vic out with AK vs Ilan's 10 10
heads up - Ilan Vs Dan
Ilan hit his 4th AA of the night.
Ilan winner.
Game 2 – players - (1st Charlie, 2nd Dan, 3rd Bazza):
I won big first hand with flush vs Charlie's Straight
I won big 2nd hand with nut flush vs Ilan
Next hand me and Ilan both have AQ - end up splitting the blinds (25p each and 25p into pot for next hand)
me and Dan then split next pot with pocket JJ each
Dave out first with top pair to JJ's two pairs
Ilan out next (fast and loose !)
Lee out next to Charlie's nut flush
Me and JJ split pot with Q6 and a board of
Vic out next, followed by Scott and JJ and me
Heads up Dan huge chip leader, Charlie fought back in a few hands to win with top pair. Well done.
Poker Rankings table for this week:
Conversation Topics:
Dan talked about amps. New poker suite clock was discussed (see below) - a bargain from Watford Market, as was sex (again) and the shootings in Virginia
Story of the Week:
As I walked down the busy footpath, knowing I was late for an important meeting, my eye fell upon one of those unfortunate, homeless vagabonds that are found in every city these days. Wearing what can only be described as rags, carrying every worldly possesion in two plastic bags, my heart was touched by this person' s condition. Some people turned to stare. Others quickly looked away as if the sight would somehow contaminate them. Recalling some long ago Sunday Cheder admonition to "care for the sick, feed the hungry and clothe the naked," I was moved by some powerful inner urge to reach out to this unfortunate person. Yes, where some people saw only rags, I saw a hidden beauty. A small voice inside my head called out, "Reach out, reach out!" So I did..........
(click to see)
My court case has been set for the end of the month.
Joke of the Week:

Stupid News Item of the week:
(you couldn't make this stuff up !!)
http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/ukfs_news/hi/newsid_4740000/newsid_4748200/4748292.stm
Tragic Story of the week:
Obviously the shooting at Virginia Tech has dominated the news this week. However, I wanted to specifically mention the bravery of 76 year old Israeli Professor Liviu Librescu, who blocked the doorway of his classroom with his body (allowing his students to escape through the windows) and was shot dead by the crazy gunman. Professor Librescu survived the holocaust. He refused to swear allegiance to the post war communist regime in Romania, and thus ruined his career there. He was only allowed to leave Romania in 1978 after a personal intervention by the then Israeli Prime Minister, Menachem Begin. He survived the Holocaust but was killed saving the lives of his students, in a classroom in Virginia, ironically on Holocaust Remembrance Day, 2007.
Most of the stuff in this blog is total shite, but occasionally, things happen in the world, that make you take a step back and realise what is truly important. Professor Librescu definately deserves a mention in this, my year of writing the blog, as his heroic actions really touched me, and his death saddened me, this week.
http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91194-1261009,00.html
SPECIAL ONE OFF FEATURE:- JJ's First Theorum on proof of the existence of G-d
"Last week's discussions were dominated by Dan's dastardly deeds. My proof of G-d's existence is that if you take every poker player to have played in our game, only two (Dan and Ilan) have the letters ANAL in their full name. So there you have it, G-d does exist as such a coincidence requires an all-seeing eye and He has a sense of humour. "
And on that note, after a short blog this week due to baby feeding duties/lack of sleep (gonna be like this for a while !), that's all for this week.
B.