With the ladies at book club it was Spadies night as the Youngs.
I won some early chips with red pocket rockets versus Charlie’s 2 pair. Charlie chose to lay the hand down with four spades out.
Scott then hit the nut spade flush also against two pairs.
James doubled up against me with two pairs versus top pair and K kicker.
The shopping arrived – for someone else.
Having lost chips to Barry’s trip 9s I then won a bit pot with 67 clubs to KO Dave and take chips from IJ.
Scott KO’d mountaineer Lee with pocket Qs versus KQ suited.
IJ doubled up against Scott and Dan.
Barry raised £6 pre-flop and James and Dan call. After the flop Dan went all-in and Barry called holding cowboys. Dan had hit trip 7s.
The board showed AAA99 but IJ won some chips with the nut full house AAAKK.
Barry went all-in with QA (top pair). I called with 22 and so did IJ. Barry thought he’d won as the board produced a Q but IJ slyly turned over AA to despatch Barry to the sofa.
In the battle of the rapists James KO’d Charlie with trip 2s.
In what’s being called the phone-hand, both Dan and Scott hit trips while on the phone and playing. Dan out-kickered Scott.
Scott was KO’d by James who hit trip 9s on the flop.
I was then KO’d in 4th place by Dan. IJ was out next hand to take the third place tenner.
Heads-up Dan felt the full force of James’s co@k early on and despite escaping for some air briefly, James ou-kickered Dan in the crucial hand when they both hit top pair.
Game 2 (1st The Original Rapist, Charlie, 2nd Dean, 9 players)
In a big early pot Dave raised successively £2, £3 and £5. Dan called each time. Both players had flushes and Dave won with the A high flush.
In what’s being billed as a strong contender for the hand of the century, the board flopped 2 diamonds and Dean’s early raise and a few other small re-raises were called by four players (Dean (K9 diamonds), Barry (83 clubs), Dave (QJ diamonds) and Scott (JQ)). The fourth card made Barry a straight, Scott the nut straight while Dave and Dean both had good flush draws – the floor was literally covered in piss. The final card was a diamond making Dean and Dave’s flushes. Dean went all-in on the river and everyone called again. Scott and Barry were KO’d and Dean was a monster chip leader. Phew!
IJ doubled up versus Dave and then after Dean had done 3 bum-deals Charlie KO’d Dave with trip 9s.
I was then KO’d by Dan’s Q10.
Lee continues…
after you left it went something like this
left were Lee, Charlie, Dan & Ilan all bottom feeders and Dean massive chip leader.
Ilan survived the usual 8 times all in but was finally ejected by Dean when the usual river saviour
refused to show for him.
Lee went out next 88's to Dean's 99's.
Dan claiming he was about to win duly departed next victim to Dean again leaving charlie with very
small stack facing a virtually impossible task against a massive chip stack....poker is a funny old
game though...
Charlie donned his ripper beard got out his best pair of tights to put over his face and the raping
began
a few all ins that Dean refused to call and charlie had a little to play with (blinds were max)
before dean pre flop hits KK's to Charlie's 10 5 - Dean checks flop shows 5 x x Dean checks and
charlie falls straight in with an all in which dean calls with glee. River brings a 10 and charlie
has doubled up and is back in with a shout - couple more big raises from charlie and an all in (all
eventually folded by Dean) and a bead of sweat appears on Deans forehead - roughly even in chips
now.
Finally charlie A4 Dean 10 8 - flop is 4 x 10 charlie goes all in Dean calls - turn is an A - its
all over - charlie withdraws his member and Dean cannot speak.
A double rape night has finally ended!
Quotes of the night
ManUre supporter Scott: “Who did Benfica knock out last year?”
All: “Man U”
Scott (after doubling up IJ): “I was only in there for the laugh and in the end it wasn’t that funny”
Charlie (as the blinds went up to £1.50): “It’s getting expensive”
Barry: “No it’s not. Abromavich’s divorce, that’s expensive”
Charlie (advising on the game Half Life): “Go on, through the man-hole. No, not that one, the next one. Oh you can’t (as Lee got shot).”
Top meeting tips (very funny)
Dean/Dan – take careful note of point 16. I am a close adherent to point 4.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1924681,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=11
Conversation topics
The highlight was Dean’s update to his ‘broken’ TV story and the subsequent and very tedious debate on what Charlie should pay for Dean’s credit note. More on this will hopefully not follow next week.
Brainteaser
Congratulations to Barry and Dave on solving last week’s brainteaser. The correct answer was music. See below for this week’s brainteaser.
Enter words into the following word chain such that each pair of words in the chain forms a compound word. No word can appear in the chain more than one time. Each "?" represents a missing word. Example: girl ? ? shape = girl friend ship shape = girlfriend friendship shipshape.
waist ? tail ? ? side ? ? fall ? ? down ? ? spring ? ? ? hole
I’ll leave you with a photo showing why Vic failed to turn up this week
